February 2011
sirmitchell:
oldie but a goodie. I’m glad someone was able to turn one of the scariest movies I have ever seen, into an even scarier animated gif.
I need to watch this again…I haven’t gotten my dose of fucked up evangelical brain washing in a while
Stand and Deliver: If anyone actually read about... →
daft-dreams:
If anyone actually read about Cerberus they’d know the only reason he guards the way to “Hell” is a deal to save a young girl who Hades killed in a scheme to get Cerberus to protect “Hell”. Cerberus was recognized as the strongest monster at the time and Hades was adamant about having him guard…
I think I love you…
January 2011
When American's think Scotland and England are the...
swearingisforartstudents:
I DON’T CONFUSE U.S.A FOR CANADA.
LEARN YOUR GEOGRAPHY.
Sorry England, I love you but no.
When I get asked if Im from Australia because I’m not from London.
OMGUDZ DO YOU HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT?! I LOVE THEM!
Fuck off
Torres finally signed for FIFTY MILLION POUNDS?!
theyearoflights:
kotowaza:
swearingisforartstudents:
FIFTY
MILLION
And thats relatively low for a world class striker…
I fucking hate footballers. Not out of jealously, theyre just massive bellends about everything
relatively low?!!
are you mad?
David Villa cost Barca £34.2m.
Theres only ever been two plays cost more than Torres and that’s Christian Ronaldo and Kaka.
And Kaka is...
Torres finally signed for FIFTY MILLION POUNDS?!
swearingisforartstudents:
FIFTY
MILLION
And thats relatively low for a world class striker…
I fucking hate footballers. Not out of jealously, theyre just massive bellends about everything
I love it when people are like "omgudz sum 41 der...
And I’m just sat here like
Dey still my favourite band and I’m 20.
Equilibrium is on! Fuck yea!
In films like this I’m never sure who I’d be on the side of…the Clerics are fucking amazing and to be one of them would be insane but I could never stand for the kind of things they do.
I guess I’d just love to be a part of a government resistance too much.
When people randomly chuck "op" into the middle of...
ladybirdwilliams asked: distracted by me??....im only your tour guide :p x
ladybirdwilliams asked: Sure :) I can be your tour guide :p x
seymourcheese asked: It says that I need to download a plugin and watch it on internet explorer : /
ladybirdwilliams asked: yes I agree :) London is always a good place to visit if you have a reason to or not ;p x
ladybirdwilliams asked: and what excuse might that be? ;p x
ladybirdwilliams asked: Why do you not live closer to London? :p
charmaine-delarosa asked: i don't think people from newcastle sound common! :)
Anonymous asked: Your fucking ugly an the newcastle is absolutly horrid. I dont know how ANYONE can like it. Makes you sound so common and uneducated.
Seriously how do you get girls you fucking discusting creature.
Seriously how do you get girls you fucking discusting creature.
Well THIS diet is working...
Fucking hell….
I look good for a change
WatchSo Erin loves my accent SO much she urged me to make another video…for which my reward is a cookie.
Yey.
Anyway enjoy.
So my veins just popped and I'm watching the bruse...
This is pretty cool haha.
Catt Symonds, the only person who takes Uni...
Antichrist Television Blues: If you're englis →
kotowaza:
theyearoflights:
kotowaza:
elsabernadette:
why do you sing in an american accent? There is nothing I hate more.
xo
And northern indie bands that sing in that god fucking awful put on cockney accent to make people think they aren’t from Gateshead
Oh, sorry Pete…
I think we’ve just explained the holocaust.
His favourite band that noone else had heard of played...
gunthercentralperk asked: Haha no, neither am I. Maybe one day we will be :)
I've never been to a Newcastle meet up...
gunthercentralperk:
Wow..
Hahaha, WORD!
I’m not f4mus enough to go to them.
the artist formerly known as sleeplessinnewcastle:... →
kittenflapz:
kotowaza:
kittenflapz:
HE’LL NEVER LEARN, HE’S GOING TO END UP GETTING ONE OF THESE PEOPLE PREGNANT, OR HE’LL END UP IN PRISON, AND IF YOU KEEP DEFENDING HIM HE’S GOING TO KEEP THINKING THAT THIS BEHAVIOUR IS IN ANY WAY OKAY
AND NO I AM NOT A FUCKING ‘SIMPLETON’, WHO SPEAKS TO HIM EVERY DAY? WHO KNOWS HIM BETTER THAN…
Would it be terribly wrong of me to phone the police/child...
the artist formerly known as sleeplessinnewcastle:... →
kittenflapz:
HE’LL NEVER LEARN, HE’S GOING TO END UP GETTING ONE OF THESE PEOPLE PREGNANT, OR HE’LL END UP IN PRISON, AND IF YOU KEEP DEFENDING HIM HE’S GOING TO KEEP THINKING THAT THIS BEHAVIOUR IS IN ANY WAY OKAY
AND NO I AM NOT A FUCKING ‘SIMPLETON’, WHO SPEAKS TO HIM EVERY DAY? WHO KNOWS HIM BETTER THAN…
Would it be terribly wrong of me to phone the police/child services….
daft-dreams:
I would really love to find someone who I can casually fuck and play videogames with.
Dibbs.
sukideen:
Lee Seung Seop, a 28-year-old South Korean, collapsed of fatigue and died after playing the videogame Star Craft online for almost 50 consecutive hours in an Internet cafe.
Koreans are fucking psycho when it comes to starcraft, thar. They have classes and degrees in it, and the best players are bigger celebs than our athletes.
They can do 200-300 actions per minute on a keyboard and...
If you're english
theyearoflights:
kotowaza:
elsabernadette:
why do you sing in an american accent? There is nothing I hate more.
xo
And northern indie bands that sing in that god fucking awful put on cockney accent to make people think they aren’t from Gateshead
Oh, sorry Pete Doherty
Pet Doherty was born here but spent most of his childhood in Germany on an army barracks then lived in London for like...
swearingisforartstudents-deacti asked: Get them telt.
I make a fucking class boyfriend.
Whats the matter with you, girls?
Gawd, srsly.
Watching Mortal Kombat Annihilation on youtube
seymourcheese:
Literally one of the worst films I have ever seen.
Yet I still love it
^.^
Pretty much…
It’s laughably worse than the first, which was canny wank anyway haha…but yea, it’s still awesome.
Thanks HSBC
earthtoella:
for your emails, notifying my account has been accessed by a third party, but unfortunately I’m not with your bank. Nice try though!
Errrrrrrrrrry time
This, and the fact the email address is a gmail account
Good one, bro (Y)
Hello from the blood donor place
Pint of blood in 4:54. Im fucked if I get shot. I bleed too quickly
Would I rather take this free trip to see ADTR...
Or stay in with my mates and watch people with actual talent for 12 hours?
Yea…thats what I thought.
If you're english
elsabernadette:
why do you sing in an american accent? There is nothing I hate more.
xo
And northern indie bands that sing in that god fucking awful put on cockney accent to make people think they aren’t from Gateshead
Oh, sorry Pete Doherty
Royal Rumble AND Pro Bowl tonight, Super Bowl next...
Yea, alright then.
Watchthea-list:
commonwealth702:
juniorochoa:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
I reeeeeeeeeeeeeally want the handheld version of this but it’s so fucking expensive.
My phones autocorrect is fucking retarded
It can autocorrect “pwakdaonio” to “paralinguistic” but it changes “nothinf” to “mornings”
No matter how smart programmes code software to be they always forget a bit of common fucking sense.
Curry and Snatch
Now I just need some snatch
Just been informed my dad and his girlfriend are...
Mixed feelings, bro…